Monster Java Mean Bean

Java Mean Bean is a canned coffee-and-energy hybrid from Monster's Java line, sold here in the mixers and energy drinks category. Drinks in this line are typically milk-based and sweetened, and they're carbonation-free. Expect a coffee-forward flavor with a creamy, rounded body, closer to a bottled iced latte than to a fizzy energy drink. The exact flavor notes aren't listed for this product, so treat that as the usual profile for the style rather than a measured one. Serve it cold, straight from the fridge or over ice. Because the base is dairy-style and coffee-driven, it tastes best well chilled, and a few ice cubes will soften the sweetness as they dilute it. Shake the can before opening, since cream-based coffee drinks tend to settle. A tall highball or Collins glass works well for ice service. For cocktails, a rocks glass or a short tumbler suits stronger builds, and a chilled coupe works for anything shaken and served up. As a mixer, it fits the same slots as cold brew, coffee liqueur or iced latte base. The simplest use is a long drink: pour over ice with vodka, bourbon or aged rum, in roughly a 1:3 or 1:4 ratio of spirit to mixer, then adjust to taste. It also works in a lazy White Russian-style build, with vodka, a splash of coffee liqueur and the Java topped over ice, and in an espresso-martini-style shake, where it can stand in for fresh espresso. Since it's already sweetened, cut back on any added syrup or liqueur, and add a small pinch of salt or a dash of bitters if the result tastes too sweet. For food, go for items that suit an iced coffee: chocolate brownies, biscotti, buttery shortbread, breakfast pastries or salted nuts. Savory snacks like bacon or breakfast sandwiches also hold up against its sweetness. Leave sharp or acidic dishes aside, since the milky sweetness will clash with them.